HikerMAM Collection
Rage and Granola Crewneck Sweatshirt
Rage and Granola Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Let’s be honest—some days, it’s either hit the trail or hit someone with a trekking pole. This cozy HikerMAM crewneck is made for the women who hike not just for the views, but for everyone else’s safety. With the brutally honest phrase “Hiking – Because Stabbing People is Frowned Upon” front and center, and the equally relatable “Fueled by Rage and Granola” close behind, this sweatshirt delivers peak therapy-with-sass energy. It's perfect for brisk trail mornings, post-hike coffee runs, or letting your coworkers know it’s not the day. Whether you're out to find peace or avoid prison, this sweatshirt's got your back. Literally.
Direct-to-Garment (DTG) Printing Technology
Gildan Brand Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt Features:
- Medium-heavy fabric blend gives a cozy yet durable feel
- Tear-away neck label for total wearing comfort
- No side seams for itch-free wear and cleaner look
- Ribbed knit collar that retains its shape and offers a snug fit
- Durable design features double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear
- Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for maximum comfort and attractive print
- Ethically sourced, environmentally responsible, certified for safety and quality
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